Vow of chastity

I'm thinking about giving up reading for a little while, yet I'm panic stricken by the idea of having all that free time. Mervyn Peake has really taken it out of me. Any suggestions? Remember, T.V isn't an option as I have no cable. Neither is spending vast amounts of money, as my vast amounts of money are currently located on the dark side of the moon, which I can only reach by flying in my invisible spaceship.